Terry the Gift Giving Dragon

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Inspired by Pete and MBMBAM

  • He is ¾ dragon, his mother is half unicorn.

  • Terry delivers presents because parents pay him to (technically parents pay taxes, a portion of which goes to Terry. He is an independent contractor of the government.)

  • He brings presents to all kids, regardless if they've been good or bad, because "Terry doesn't judge- he's done some s***, too!"

  • Terry monitors your internet search history to determine what you really want, instead of relying on wishlist letters.

  • You shouldn't leave out treats for Terry because he's on a special diet. He eats dinner before he starts delivering and "carries a power bar with him in case he gets hungry".

  • "You don't have to believe in Terry because he believes in you."

    https://mbmbam.fandom.com/wiki/Terry_the_Nondenominational_Gift_Delivery_Dragon

  • Terry delivers presents because parents pay him to (technically parents pay taxes, a portion of which goes to Terry. He is an independent contractor of the government.)

  • He brings presents to all kids, regardless if they've been good or bad, because "Terry doesn't judge- he's done some s***, too!"

  • Terry monitors your internet search history to determine what you really want, instead of relying on wishlist letters.

  • You shouldn't leave out treats for Terry because he's on a special diet. He eats dinner before he starts delivering and "carries a power bar with him in case he gets hungry".

  • "You don't have to believe in Terry because he believes in you."

    https://mbmbam.fandom.com/wiki/Terry_the_Nondenominational_Gift_Delivery_Dragon

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